For those of you who don't feel life is complete without Alisa's dancing, this one's for you. Location: Food Court, City Stars Mall, Cairo.
By the way, we did make it to Jerusalem and it is fascinating - not just because of all the holy sites, but also because of the crazy people watching. Orthodox Jews, girls in booty shorts, and everything in between.
It took us 6 hours to get across the border. Not bad, but waiting in passport control at the Israel border felt like forever. Part of the room had literally become a children's jungle gym with kids hanging upside down from the railings and running in circles. The speed of the line was beyond slow and kept being further delayed by families that reached the front of the queue and then couldn't find all of their children. Honestly? You lost your kid?
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We are Alisa and Tessa.
Both of us graduated from Santa Clara University in California and are currently on a mission to circle the earth within a year. Our goals are to attend weddings, participate in festivals, shave our whole bodies including our eyebrows (. . . still working on the goals section . . .), and push ourselves to go beyond all previously set limits. We would absolutely love you to comment as often and as long as you possibly can. Or you can email us at bright.alisa@gmail.com or tessaweston@gmail.com.
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- Bolivia (7)
- Brazil (10)
- Cambodia (1)
- Costa Rica (3)
- Egypt (4)
- El Salvador (7)
- Ethiopia (2)
- Hilarious T-Shirt of the Week (1)
- How To's (2)
- India (16)
- Israel (3)
- Jordan (4)
- Laos (4)
- Life Lessons (1)
- London (1)
- Nicaragua (3)
- Palestine (1)
- Panama (4)
- Peru (4)
- South Africa (10)
- Swaziland (2)
- Turkey (3)
Our Itinerary
January 18-February 4 BRAZIL
February 5-17 BOLIVIA
February 18-28 PERU
February 29-March 30 CENTRAL AMERICA (Panama, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, El Salvador, Guatemala)
March 31-April 2 SAN FRANCISCO, USA
April 3-April 6 LONDON
April 7-May 31 SOUTH AFRICA (and other places in southern Africa)
June 1-June 17 ETHIOPIA
June 18-June 30 EGYPT
July 1-July 15 JORDAN
July 16-? TURKEY
September INDIA
October-December SOUTH EAST ASIA
February 5-17 BOLIVIA
February 18-28 PERU
February 29-March 30 CENTRAL AMERICA (Panama, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, El Salvador, Guatemala)
March 31-April 2 SAN FRANCISCO, USA
April 3-April 6 LONDON
April 7-May 31 SOUTH AFRICA (and other places in southern Africa)
June 1-June 17 ETHIOPIA
June 18-June 30 EGYPT
July 1-July 15 JORDAN
July 16-? TURKEY
September INDIA
October-December SOUTH EAST ASIA
December 3-December 15 THE PHILIPPINES
December 15 Alisa flies to Portland and Tessa to Hawaii
December 18 Tessa flies to Portland
Vital Stats
Number of times we have clogged a toilet with diarrhea: 3
Countries in which we have eaten churros: Brazil, Bolivia, Peru, Costa Rica, El Salvador
Countries people think Tessa is from: Guatemala, Croatia, Spain, France, Germany, Argentina, Bolivia, Peru, Colombia, El Salvador
Number of bus breakdowns: 14
Number of times we have been thrown up on: 1
Number of different beds we have slept on: 42
Number of times we've been on a bus that has driven off without one of the passengers: 3
Number of times we have been in a vehicle stopped by police: 7 (not including any in Egypt, where they stop your bus--and wake you up--every hour for passport checks)
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Hey, Country, you win!
Most Cleavage: Brazil
Longest Braids: Bolivia
Tiniest Mustaches: Nicaragua
Most Incessant Bob Marley Playing: Puerto Viejo, Costa Rica
Pickiest Taxi Drivers: Panama
Most Bowler Hats: Bolivia
Most Beautiful Sidewalks: Panama City, Panama
Most Public Displays of Affection: Brazil
Most Aggressive Bus Vendors: Peru
Least Aggressive Bus Vendors: El Salvador
Least Capital-Like Capital City: Managua, Nicaragua
Most Beautiful Sunsets: Cape Town, South Africa
Greatest Dedication to Kentucky Fried Chicken: Swaziland
Most Worn-Out Currency: Ethiopia
Best Fresh Fruit Juice: Ethiopia
Most Goats in the Streets: Ethiopia
Best Coffee: Ethiopia
The Country That Never Sleeps: Egypt
Countries in which we have eaten churros: Brazil, Bolivia, Peru, Costa Rica, El Salvador
Countries people think Tessa is from: Guatemala, Croatia, Spain, France, Germany, Argentina, Bolivia, Peru, Colombia, El Salvador
Number of bus breakdowns: 14
Number of times we have been thrown up on: 1
Number of different beds we have slept on: 42
Number of times we've been on a bus that has driven off without one of the passengers: 3
Number of times we have been in a vehicle stopped by police: 7 (not including any in Egypt, where they stop your bus--and wake you up--every hour for passport checks)
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Hey, Country, you win!
Most Cleavage: Brazil
Longest Braids: Bolivia
Tiniest Mustaches: Nicaragua
Most Incessant Bob Marley Playing: Puerto Viejo, Costa Rica
Pickiest Taxi Drivers: Panama
Most Bowler Hats: Bolivia
Most Beautiful Sidewalks: Panama City, Panama
Most Public Displays of Affection: Brazil
Most Aggressive Bus Vendors: Peru
Least Aggressive Bus Vendors: El Salvador
Least Capital-Like Capital City: Managua, Nicaragua
Most Beautiful Sunsets: Cape Town, South Africa
Greatest Dedication to Kentucky Fried Chicken: Swaziland
Most Worn-Out Currency: Ethiopia
Best Fresh Fruit Juice: Ethiopia
Most Goats in the Streets: Ethiopia
Best Coffee: Ethiopia
The Country That Never Sleeps: Egypt
Best Eye-glasses: India
Tightest pants: India
Most Colorful Clothing: India
Skinny Jeans and Boys with Long Bangs: Thailand
Best Street Food: Thailand
Slowest Drivers: Laos
Most Adult Gigglers: Laos
Least Jaded Children: Laos
Longest Mole Hair: Laos
Best Waterfalls: Laos
Most, and the Most Diverse, Hats: Cambodia
Most Matching Pajamas Worn in Public: Cambodia
4 comments:
oh i think it looks good - like she has it in her to learn more about it!! Gma Mert - real good
Isn't she talented just like her Grandma
You are looking better every day.This trip is good for you in more ways than one.So you gonna marry me when you get home.Ex plain this one to mom.Ha Ha
happy belated birthday tessa! can't wait to read how you two mischievously celebrated!!!
love
ang
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